Tis the season to be holier-than-thou...

By Bruce Bressack  10/02/2003  Boomers

Lift up that rock and watch 'em crawl out.  Yep, that's right, it's the official opening of the presidential election season.

And, in true deja vu fashion, they're trotting out the same old bag of political issues (that they 'hopelessly failed to fix' the last time around).

Here's the 'short-list': Education; Health Care; Poverty; Crime; Environment; Campaign Finance Reform; Tax Policy [remember the flat tax!]

So, how are the 'rock-dwellers' and 'perk-junkies' doing these days?

Well, for starters, they're a bit more plumpish.  That comes from the 'subsidized-gourmet-food' served in the Senate Dining Room.

Now, take a look at those bright shiny faces and gleaming eyes.  That comes from the excellent, low-cost [a.k.a. subsidized] health care provided by the federal government.

They're also thrilled about the private school education that their children are receiving.  After all, it's the best that money, and influence, can buy.

And, how do they feel about crime and the environment these days?

Pretty darn good!  You'd feel the same way too if you lived in a 'gated community' (sipping 'contaminant-free' well water).

I don't mean to be harsh, but sometimes this stuff really bothers me.  Especially when these 'characters' start blaming each other for the condition we're in.  [You know something --- they just may be right!]

So, with the above in mind, here's the pledge that I think a 'real leader', who's running for president, would take:

This person would get my vote.  No questions asked.

Bruce Bressack is a singer-songwriter, producer and freelance writer currently living in New England. He’s a 52 year old baby-boomer, ex-Yuppie, ex-New Yorker, guitar-slingin’, piano-slappin’, finally ‘retired’, television tube lover...

Bruce Bressack can be reached at bbressack@hippopress.com

Boomers — Tis The Season